Seriously folks, I think I discovered a major plot leak about Halo 6. Pancho Chief makes so much more sense now! See for yourself!
In a world where you’re so terrible at captaining warships you’re forced to become a lame politician… One man was going to get revenge. ANDREW DEL RIO. For the first time watch as Del Rio hatches his plan to take the Master Chief down, from within. When Del Rio realizes he’s not even a good enough politician to take the Chief down, he resorts to the last trick up his sleeve…Irresitably tasty Mexican food. Will the Chief be able to resist the deliciousness? Or will he succomb to desire and gain so much weight he’s disqualified from active service?!! With greasy deliciousness at his side does Del Rio stand a chance?! Find out this November.
Halo: Del Rio’s Forge
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> In a world where you’re so terrible at captaining warships you’re forced to become a lame politician… One man was going to get revenge. ANDREW DEL RIO. For the first time watch as Del Rio hatches his plan to take the Master Chief down, from within. When Del Rio realizes he’s not even a good enough politician to take the Chief down, he resorts to the last trick up his sleeve…Irresitably tasty Mexican food. Will the Chief be able to resist the deliciousness? Or will he succomb to desire and gain so much weight he’s disqualified from active service?!! With greasy deliciousness at his side does Del Rio stand a chance?! Find out this November.
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and when Chief takes lunch breaks, he plays super fiesta!
Well done, Ewok lol. That was hilarious to read!
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> Well done, Ewok lol. That was hilarious to read!
Adding Fiesta to Warzone was part of Del Rio’s plan… He’s trying to get Chief to subliminally crave tacos 
lol thanks I’m glad you enjoyed!