An answer will be heard. I'm preforming the ceremony.

Join hands, for the ceremony.

It may be scary, my friends, but it is the only way.

AHEM.

For thou who fills my game disc tray,
Heed my call, rise and obey.
For I who wield a strong BR,
And sprinting feet to travel far,
Do humbly seek an answer for,
The question at my mind’s steel door,
Forgive my trollings, and teabags,
When on nubcakes, my metallic jock sagged.
A noble Spartan questions thou,
Your fan you cannot disavow,
So answer what I tentatively ask,
And have mercy! Don’t ban my a**!!!

Is the EVA helmet in? It’s, like, my favorite helmet.

And now, we wait.

Crap. Forgot to light the candles. D:

props bro. that was art.

No. There will be no EVA. Only death.

You forgot to sacrifice a Mongoose as well.

sweet mother sweet mother…
lol

> sweet mother sweet mother…
> lol

HaHa!!! Nice reference there!

That was pretty amazing, if I were 343 I would answer this just because of the epic

No EVA, only Zuul…

I may not get many replies, but they’re all legendary. :slight_smile: Thanks, dudes.

O’ Captain, My Captain… Keyes…

That was… simply… beautiful.

Your not going to slit the throat of a grunt to help? (I heard a certain mod likes grunt birthday, so adding a grunt headshot might help…)

EVA is a -Yoink- helmet anyways :stuck_out_tongue:

We need: a sacrifice.

Did you write this during your gr. 3 English lesson??

> Did you write this during your gr. 3 English lesson??

KILLJOY!!

> Did you write this during your gr. 3 English lesson??

This was really good and a nice thread to see from all the other hateful ones, I would like to see you do better

Nice very nice

Are you 4realzz…a reference to your other thread