It may be scary, my friends, but it is the only way.
AHEM.
For thou who fills my game disc tray,
Heed my call, rise and obey.
For I who wield a strong BR,
And sprinting feet to travel far,
Do humbly seek an answer for,
The question at my mind’s steel door,
Forgive my trollings, and teabags,
When on nubcakes, my metallic jock sagged.
A noble Spartan questions thou,
Your fan you cannot disavow,
So answer what I tentatively ask,
And have mercy! Don’t ban my a**!!!
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Is the EVA helmet in? It’s, like, my favorite helmet.