I’m sure you’ve seen him around here and there. Or maybe you know him from other places. Wherever you know him from, The Little Moa has been around Waypoint for a day or two and has graciously acquiesced to being my next pet project.
So what’s there to know about Moa? He’s sometimes professional, often sarcastic, has a cute dog, makes bad puns, and is a general pain in our -Yoinks!-. (I say that lovingly. Mostly. Except on every other Thursday of every 4th month after a blue moon. Then I mean it.)
If you’ve ever wondered what rattles around in that bird-brain of Moa’s or what makes him tick, now’s your chance to find out on this episode of
As always, all forum rules apply. Fun and silly questions are fine (we ARE people outside of Halo, yanno) but super weird and inappropriate are not. Keep it clean-ish, keep it fun, and keep it real.
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> So hey. What’s your favorite firefight map?
All of them but Waterfront. I can’t remember why
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> How does one transcend the level of crumpet in oneself beyond the level any human has gone before?
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> The last peon that attempted to be as British as Moa was a forgotten soul named iTz Rhino…
That’s classified.
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> Why are you forever 12 years old and how do I become a dank meme lord like you?
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If your girlfriend and your mother swapped bodies, and the only way to reverse it would be to sleep with one of them. Who would you choose and why?
(If you have a girlfriend, just try to pretend)
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> Oh! I got another one. Why is Ka Five the worst?
Same reason you’re the worst - you’re a Monitor.
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> hoob es ur fayberit brute?
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> #IsItMe
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> #ItsProbablyMe
You, of course.
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> Since you are a moa, how do you type? It must be hard for you
I sexually Identify as a Moa. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring through the fields of Visegrád. People say to me that a person being a Moa is Impossible and I’m dumb but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Moa wings on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Moa” and respect my right to soar through the fields of Visegrád. If you can’t accept me you’re a moaphobe and need to check your animal privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
