Timmy is the one true God watching over you as you battle in his name. He is the god of great blubber, the god of great appetite, the God of retribution. If you have done wrong in your life, missed a head shot, thrown a grenade by accident killing your allies REPENT my friends. Ask for forgiveness through the collection of blood. Fight in his name and you shell be forgiven for your sins. And know that Timmy shell protect you, watching you from the pole, the wall, the table or wherever he may be on the map of battle. Timmy the whale shell destroy his non-believers, and YOU ARE HIS INSTRUMENT OF DESTRUCTION, YOU SHELL MAKE THE WORD OF TIMMY SPREAD. Let others know of the Holy Timmy the Whale for he is the one true God of halo universe.
I’m hoping that there is a whale emblem then.
I shall take my harpoon and shoot Timmy right between the eyes.
Blasphemy, you shell feel the Wrath of Timmy the whale on October 27th and onwards. For he is the one and true God. You shell drown in a sea of salt water by his command.
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> Blasphemy, you shell feel the Wrath of Timmy the whale on October 27th and onwards. For he is the one and true God. You shell drown in a sea of salt water by his command.
Nope I refuse to play on the map fathom for this reason.
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> Nope I refuse to play on the map fathom for this reason.
I guess you can’t just fathom the depths hmm?
May Timmy’s blow hole grace us with the mist of wisdom!
I want to see someone forge a shrine in Timmy’s honour, with statues of him all over the place, giant flaming braziers, and a pit for sacrifices. If not, I will have to do it, and thus it will end up being terrible.
“All Hail the conquering Hero”
The real antagonist in the campaign is not Locke, or John 117 or the Warden Eternal. The real villain was Timmy the Whale all the time, bent on his one goal of ruling time and space for all eternity!
Meh, nuke the whales, or I’ll send the master orca to come in and eat Timmy’s toungeand lower jaw…
(Fun fact, orcas do that to whales in real life…)
Timmy the Whale has given me my true porpoise through the trials of the great Mist.
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> I shall take my harpoon and shoot Timmy right between the eyes.
What da hell man
So how do you get this timmy helmet
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> So how do you get this timmy helmet
There is another thread talking about this, I would go there
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> What da hell man
Don’t revive old topics please