Halo : God’s D is a pistol
Halo 2 sticks and a rock : Save our rock to share the rock.
Halo 3 : Hallucinations with the chief on drugs.
Halo Reach : Survival is out of yours
Halo 4 : Jetpack city
Halo 5 : Need for speed
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> Halo 5 has the subtitle “Guardians” lets add subs to the other games!
> Halo 1 had Combat evolved but I think a better one is: Halo: Don’t get used to those marine passengers
> Halo 2: Use a br for the rest of you f-ing life and don’t you dare say that’s a bad thing
> Halo 3: Halo 2 with equipment
> Halo Reach: I heard you enjoyed equipment, have armor abilities instead. Also, Halo Reach: The Blur-ening
> Halo 4: Halo Loadouts edition sidenote: how in the world is this running on an xbox 360
> Halo 5: Am I allowed to appreciate how fun this is?
okay, sorry to bring this up but why does everyone keep saying halo 4 shouldn’t run on the 360? I’ve heard this for years now and I still can’t understand it.
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> > 2533274831998765;1:
> > Halo 5 has the subtitle “Guardians” lets add subs to the other games!
> > Halo 1 had Combat evolved but I think a better one is: Halo: Don’t get used to those marine passengers
> > Halo 2: Use a br for the rest of you f-ing life and don’t you dare say that’s a bad thing
> > Halo 3: Halo 2 with equipment
> > Halo Reach: I heard you enjoyed equipment, have armor abilities instead. Also, Halo Reach: The Blur-ening
> > Halo 4: Halo Loadouts edition sidenote: how in the world is this running on an xbox 360
> > Halo 5: Am I allowed to appreciate how fun this is?
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> okay, sorry to bring this up but why does everyone keep saying halo 4 shouldn’t run on the 360? I’ve heard this for years now and I still can’t understand it.
Because its graphics were unparalleled at the time, at least for a console game.
Halo CE: The start of a new generation.
Halo 2: An equally great sequel.
Halo 3: Multiplayer Monster.
Halo ODST: Do what you have to do for Recon Armor.
Halo Reach: What happened to the game I loved? This is making me sick just thinking about this game.
Halo 4: Let’s incorporate some Call of Duty into our game.
Halo 5: Let’s try and fix our last couple mistakes.
Halo Reach: Let’s try and fix what isn’t broken.
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> Since I associate every Halo with its campaign first and foremost:
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> Halo 1: Combat Evolved, then Combat the exact same space but backwards
> Halo 2: Defend Earth, but not really
> Halo 3: Okay seriously this time, Defend Earth
> Halo Reach: Don’t get attached
> Halo 4: Chief, with feelings
> Halo 5: Hunt the Truth, but for like two missions
I love your Halo CE one! XD
Halo Reach: No BR for you.
Really I could throw salty Reach posts all day long.
Halo 2: We’ve gone live
Halo 3: We’re all as fast as turtles with broken legs
Halo 4: A fresh start
Real subtitle:
Halo: Combat Evolved
Halo 2: The Great Journey
Halo 3: Finish the Fight
Halo: ODST
Halo Wars: Legend of the Fire
Halo: Reach
Halo 4: Reclamation
Halo 5: Guardians
Joke:
Halo: Combat Evolved By Simplifying the PC Shooter Genre for the Console
Halo 2: PTSD
Halo 3: Plot Holes, Equipment, and Recon Oh My!
Halo: Firefly’s Reunion Party
Halo: This is Not the Book I Read About Reach
Halo 4: Hope You Read the Forerunner Saga and Like CoD!
Halo 5: Cortana’s a Guardian and a -Yoink- Now
Some of these subtitles you guys are coming up with are hilarious and clever! 
(But, seriously, I dislike the fact that Halo 5 was given a subtitle. It makes it seem like it’s a spin-off game (though with how it doesn’t really connect to Halo 4, it might as well be). Example: Halo 3: ODST. Spin-off game. Halo 1 only had a subtitle because it was the very first game, no one knew what was going to happen after that, and they probably wanted to give people an idea of what it was about. But Halo 2, 3, and 4 didn’t get subtitles. So what the frak is up with Halo 5 having a subtitle? Argh!)
EDIT: Only subtitle I can think of making is “Halo 4: Requiem”. I know it matches a level name, but I think it sounds neat.
Halo: Combat evolved
Halo 2: The covenant
Halo 3: Finish the fight
Halo 3: ODST
Halo: Reach
Halo: Wars
Halo 4: Reclaimer
Halo 5:Guardians
Halo: The last Spartan
Halo 2: Defend earth
Halo 3: Finish the Fight
Halo 4: The last Forerunner
Halo 5: False advertising
Halo: Play with your buddies in your couch.
Halo 2: Play with your buddies online.
Halo 3: Play with randoms online.
Halo 4: Play with your buddies for 4 months then with randoms.
Halo 5: Microtransactions.
Halo 5: Microtransactions
Halo 5: we don’t know what we are doing cuz we were rushed so we are going to release the most poorly written campaign we can smush together that barely relates at all to a certain promotional ad campaign. Too long?
343 really needs to look at all these comments so halo 6 ends up being the best
Man you guys have some good ones.
I enjoyed the halo one being lost one probably the most since i spent so much time squinting at my parents like 30 inch CRT TV trying to get through levels like the library and the 343 guilty spark
This pretty much sums it up . . .
Halo: Pistol Combat Evolved
Halo 2: Double Shotting Evolved
Halo 3: MLG Evolved
Halo Reach: Ninjutsu Evolved
Halo 4: 3_3 Industries
Halo Wars: Starcraft Evolved
Halo 5: Gaurdians of Lies #Hunt The Truth
Halo Wars 2: We working on Halo 6 now
-Lord Ruin
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> Since I associate every Halo with its campaign first and foremost:
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> Halo 1: Combat Evolved, then Combat the exact same space but backwards
> Halo 2: Defend Earth, but not really
> Halo 3: Okay seriously this time, Defend Earth
> Halo Reach: Don’t get attached
> Halo 4: Chief, with feelings
> Halo 5: Hunt the Truth, but for like two missions
Lol pretty much. Especially the halo 5 one