Add a subtitle to each halo

Halo 5 has the subtitle “Guardians” lets add subs to the other games!
Halo 1 had Combat evolved but I think a better one is: Halo: Don’t get used to those marine passengers
Halo 2: Use a br for the rest of you f-ing life and don’t you dare say that’s a bad thing
Halo 3: Halo 2 with equipment
Halo Reach: I heard you enjoyed equipment, have armor abilities instead. Also, Halo Reach: The Blur-ening
Halo 4: Halo Loadouts edition sidenote: how in the world is this running on an xbox 360
Halo 5: Am I allowed to appreciate how fun this is?

Since I associate every Halo with its campaign first and foremost:

Halo 1: Combat Evolved, then Combat the exact same space but backwards
Halo 2: Defend Earth, but not really
Halo 3: Okay seriously this time, Defend Earth
Halo Reach: Don’t get attached
Halo 4: Chief, with feelings
Halo 5: Hunt the Truth, but for like two missions

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> Halo 1: Pistol Beats Everything
> Halo 2: 2nd game 2 guns
> Halo 3: The way the world ends
> Halo Reach: Son i could be your daddy… ehh nevermind
> Halo 4: Battle Simulations are safer
> Halo 5: Which gun do i have?

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> Since I associate every Halo with it’s campaign first and foremost:
>
> Halo 1: Combat Evolved, then Combat the exact same space but backwards
> Halo 2: Defend Earth, but not really
> Halo 3: Okay seriously this time, Defend Earth
> Halo Reach: Don’t get attached
> Halo 4: Chief, with feelings
> Halo 5: Hunt the Truth, but for like two missions

That’s good lol

Halo 5 70% complete
H4 they aren’t perks I swear

Halo 6 A new beginning.

Halo 1: A consol FPS!? How is this possible!??!
Halo 2: warning: cliffhanger
Halo 3: just you and your trusty fuel rod marine
Halo 3 ODST: not a spartan anymore
Halo Reach: cries for a bit ok im over it I think sniffel
Halo 4: camping with the boltshot
Halo 5: warning: cliffhanger

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> Halo 5 70% complete
> H4 they aren’t perks I swear

H4- nice

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> Since I associate every Halo with it’s campaign first and foremost:
>
> Halo 1: Combat Evolved, then Combat the exact same space but backwards
> Halo 2: Defend Earth, but not really
> Halo 3: Okay seriously this time, Defend Earth
> Halo Reach: Don’t get attached
> Halo 4: Chief, with feelings
> Halo 5: Hunt the Truth, but for like two missions

“Chief, with feelings”
You deserve ALL the likes

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> > 2533274805497312;2:
> > Since I associate every Halo with it’s campaign first and foremost:
> >
> > Halo 1: Combat Evolved, then Combat the exact same space but backwards
> > Halo 2: Defend Earth, but not really
> > Halo 3: Okay seriously this time, Defend Earth
> > Halo Reach: Don’t get attached
> > Halo 4: Chief, with feelings
> > Halo 5: Hunt the Truth, but for like two missions
>
>
> That’s good lol

Halo: Combat Evolved, especially considering it’s a game from '01
Halo 2: Sometimes the best defense is a good offense…
Halo 3: Finish the Fight… just kidding, we made way too much money for that to happen
Halo: Reach… out and slap some lore fans around with a pretty good game

Halo 4: A whole new perspective on Chief, Cortana “dead”, Oh the possibilities!
Halo 5: Lockedown, forget Chief, forget all the possibilities… just… forget Halo 4. The hunt for the truth will be on the forums, not in the game

I like this better.

Halo: Combat Evolved, I’m lost… again
Halo 2: Beware of the Jackals snipers
Halo 3: Brutes… Brutes everywhere
Halo: Reach, It’s all about customization
Halo 4: Here, max level already
Halo 5: Spartan Charge… -Yoinking!- Spartan Charge everywhere

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> Halo: Combat Evolved, I’m lost… again
> Halo 2: Beware of the Jackals snipers
> Halo 3: Brutes… Brutes everywhere
> Halo: Reach, It’s all about customization
> Halo 4: Here, max level already
> Halo 5: Spartan Charge… -Yoinking!- Spartan Charge everywhere

I’m lost… again. Where is the waypoint marker!?!

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> Since I associate every Halo with its campaign first and foremost:
>
> Halo 1: Combat Evolved, then Combat the exact same space but backwards
>
>
> > Halo 2: Defend Earth, but not really
> > Halo 3: Okay seriously this time, Defend Earth
>
>
> Halo Reach: Don’t get attached
> Halo 4: Chief, with feelings
> Halo 5: Hunt the Truth, but for like two missions

So true…

Halo : God’s D is a pistol
Halo 2 sticks and a rock : Save our rock to share the rock.
Halo 3 : Hallucinations with the chief on drugs.
Halo Reach : Survival is out of yours
Halo 4 : Jetpack city
Halo 5 : Need for speed

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> Halo 5 has the subtitle “Guardians” lets add subs to the other games!
> Halo 1 had Combat evolved but I think a better one is: Halo: Don’t get used to those marine passengers
> Halo 2: Use a br for the rest of you f-ing life and don’t you dare say that’s a bad thing
> Halo 3: Halo 2 with equipment
> Halo Reach: I heard you enjoyed equipment, have armor abilities instead. Also, Halo Reach: The Blur-ening
> Halo 4: Halo Loadouts edition sidenote: how in the world is this running on an xbox 360
> Halo 5: Am I allowed to appreciate how fun this is?

okay, sorry to bring this up but why does everyone keep saying halo 4 shouldn’t run on the 360? I’ve heard this for years now and I still can’t understand it.

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> > 2533274831998765;1:
> > Halo 5 has the subtitle “Guardians” lets add subs to the other games!
> > Halo 1 had Combat evolved but I think a better one is: Halo: Don’t get used to those marine passengers
> > Halo 2: Use a br for the rest of you f-ing life and don’t you dare say that’s a bad thing
> > Halo 3: Halo 2 with equipment
> > Halo Reach: I heard you enjoyed equipment, have armor abilities instead. Also, Halo Reach: The Blur-ening
> > Halo 4: Halo Loadouts edition sidenote: how in the world is this running on an xbox 360
> > Halo 5: Am I allowed to appreciate how fun this is?
>
>
> okay, sorry to bring this up but why does everyone keep saying halo 4 shouldn’t run on the 360? I’ve heard this for years now and I still can’t understand it.

Because its graphics were unparalleled at the time, at least for a console game.

Halo CE: The start of a new generation.
Halo 2: An equally great sequel.
Halo 3: Multiplayer Monster.
Halo ODST: Do what you have to do for Recon Armor.
Halo Reach: What happened to the game I loved? This is making me sick just thinking about this game.
Halo 4: Let’s incorporate some Call of Duty into our game.
Halo 5: Let’s try and fix our last couple mistakes.

Halo Reach: Let’s try and fix what isn’t broken.

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> Since I associate every Halo with its campaign first and foremost:
>
> Halo 1: Combat Evolved, then Combat the exact same space but backwards
> Halo 2: Defend Earth, but not really
> Halo 3: Okay seriously this time, Defend Earth
> Halo Reach: Don’t get attached
> Halo 4: Chief, with feelings
> Halo 5: Hunt the Truth, but for like two missions

I love your Halo CE one! XD

Halo Reach: No BR for you.

Really I could throw salty Reach posts all day long.