A shell of its former self

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Halo 3 being released as a BC title came as a pleasant surprise, and an opportunity to experience some next level nostalgia with one of the greatest games ever made.

But no, it was not to be.

All the remains are disgusting hosts. Disgusting. Putrid. Connections. Which surprises me, even though it shouldn’t. We are in 2017, after all. How can people’s internet connections be so vile?

They are astromincially worse than I remember. Scandinavians, Aussies, and Mexicans rule this game with an iron fist. Please go put your internet connections back in the toilet, flush it, and send them back to the great divine beyond of the sewers, where your festering, nauseating connections belong.

Sweden has the 2nd fastest internet speeds on Earth. Norway is 3rd. Finland is 9th. The US & UK don’t even crack the top 10. Scandinavia is complaining about your lag, mister.

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> Sweden has the 2nd fastest internet speeds on Earth. Norway is 3rd. Finland is 9th. The US & UK don’t even crack the top 10. Scandinavia is complaining about your lag, mister.

That’s why they’re known as being monstrously powered hosts? Sure, kid. Play more than 3 or 4 games on a game without dedicated servers, and you’ll know what I’m talking about, “mister”.

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> > Sweden has the 2nd fastest internet speeds on Earth. Norway is 3rd. Finland is 9th. The US & UK don’t even crack the top 10. Scandinavia is complaining about your lag, mister.
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> That’s why they’re known as being monstrously powered hosts? Sure, kid. Play more than 3 or 4 games on a game without dedicated servers, and you’ll know what I’m talking about, “mister”.

You said “festering, nauseating connections”, which isn’t true. I was correcting you. You were wrong.

And I was in college when Halo 3 released.

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> > > Sweden has the 2nd fastest internet speeds on Earth. Norway is 3rd. Finland is 9th. The US & UK don’t even crack the top 10. Scandinavia is complaining about your lag, mister.
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> > That’s why they’re known as being monstrously powered hosts? Sure, kid. Play more than 3 or 4 games on a game without dedicated servers, and you’ll know what I’m talking about, “mister”.
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> You said “festering, nauseating connections”, which isn’t true. I was correcting you. You were wrong.
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> And I was in college when Halo 3 released. Grow up. Kids call people “kid”.

And I was in Basic Training when the game came out, what’s your point?

Yeah, I said that, because I meant it. Playing against the power those hosts wield makes me want to vomit. I was right. Play a few games, experience it for yourself.

Neither of you are doing a serviceable job of proving you’re not a kid. If you want to keep sending passive agressive messages to each other, do it over private message.

This thread’s going nowhere fast, and I’m not really sure what the goal was. Hosts have been in H3 since the minute it launched.