Hello citizens of Halo Waypoint and members of three hundred and forty three industries, today I must raise a dire issue, an issue which will effect the game. The vehicle known as the M274 Ultra-Light All-Terrain Vehicle better known as the mongoose is gasp overpowered, now you may ask me, why good sir how is the M274 Ultra-Light All-Terrain Vehicle overpowered, I shall tell you dear reader.
This vehicle this… beast is the only vehicle destroying commendation I have not got out of novice thus far, I was walking along and got splattered by this animal, a first in my Halo career.
343, this is unacceptable, this is wrong no this is an atrocity the M274 Ultra-Light All-Terrain Vehicle needs to be nerfed, or even more taken out of the game, it is a plague, a plague which must be cured, Halo 4 has potential 343, I like the game but this deters me and takes me out of my immersion. 343 you are bad at making Halo games I will never purchase one of these games again, you destroyed Halo 343 I hope you are proud, Bungie should make Halo but alas I will play Destiny which will obviously be perfect from the amount of details and gameplay we have gotten and I mean always online makes this game 58% better
Love From,
SpartanT110
I’m not being serious but some of the complaints about Halo 4 are this stupid
I’d never have thought there would be a day where I said “Nerf the Mongoose”.
OP, I’m dying of laughter from your sig.
OT: yea the mongoose is way overpowered. That 4th wheel makes it too easy to move around the map and splatter people with ease.
Not going to lie, I lol’d. I thought it was funny and spot on, on how people complain about the silliest things.
*Snicker
Splattering with it is hard, but satisfying.
> OP, I’m dying of laughter from your sig.
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> OT: yea the <mark>mongoose is way overpowered</mark>. That 4th wheel makes it too easy to move around the map and splatter people with ease.
Too much aim assist
Love the fake rage, OP!
But to really capture the mood of some of the loons on here, it should be more along the lines of “Halo lives and dies by us, 343 BETTER listen and make the changes we want or they’ll be -Yoinking!- SORRY!” More angry and with an inflated sense of entitlement!
> > OP, I’m dying of laughter from your sig.
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> > OT: yea the <mark>mongoose is way overpowered</mark>. That 4th wheel makes it too easy to move around the map and splatter people with ease.
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> Too much aim assist
Unheard of levels of mongoose magnetism.
Not only that, they’re hitscan.
> Love the fake rage, OP!
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> But to really capture the mood of some of the loons on here, it should be more along the lines of “Halo lives and dies by us, 343 BETTER listen and make the changes we want or they’ll be -Yoinking!- SORRY!” More angry and with an inflated sense of entitlement!
Oh yeah I forgot be angry and belittle 343, dang it, oh well we get the jist of it
> > > OP, I’m dying of laughter from your sig.
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> > > OT: yea the <mark>mongoose is way overpowered</mark>. That 4th wheel makes it too easy to move around the map and splatter people with ease.
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> > Too much aim assist
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> Unheard of levels of mongoose magnetism.
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> Not only that, they’re hitscan.
I heard they can get crotch headshots
Actually without taking the Op seriously, the mongoose is overpowered compared to it’s Warthog counterpart in terms of vehicle health. Ive seen Mongeese live from things that easily kills a Warthog.
> > > > OP, I’m dying of laughter from your sig.
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> > > > OT: yea the <mark>mongoose is way overpowered</mark>. That 4th wheel makes it too easy to move around the map and splatter people with ease.
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> > > Too much aim assist
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> > Unheard of levels of mongoose magnetism.
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> > Not only that, they’re hitscan.
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> I heard they can get crotch headshots
New medal: Ballshot. Like what the boltshot does, only lower.
> Hello citizens of Halo Waypoint and members of <mark>three hundred and forty three industries</mark>,
i got this far
anyway,
why did the UNSC give all its Warthog armor to the mongoose?
the Warthog needs it MORE
343i, NERF THE MONGOOSE PLEASE!
At first I thought you were being serious hahaha
> > Hello citizens of Halo Waypoint and members of <mark>three hundred and forty three industries</mark>,
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> i got this far
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> anyway,
> why did the UNSC give all its Warthog armor to the mongoose?
> the Warthog needs it MORE
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> 343i, NERF THE MONGOOSE PLEASE!
They also took some banshee armour for it
> > Hello citizens of Halo Waypoint and members of <mark>three hundred and forty three industries</mark>,
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> i got this far
This far before rage quitting? This far before realizing this is serious business? The questions
Players try for mongoose splatters are wasting everyone’s time and are bad teammates.
Besides it’s not possible to get a mongoose splatter.
> Players try for mongoose splatters are wasting everyone’s time and are bad teammates.
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> <mark>Besides it’s not possible to get a mongoose splatter.</mark>
It is possible. It definetely is. Second. Players who go for Mongoose splatters might be bad tammates, but think it the other way. THOSE are the people, who gives us the opportunity to let us complete the Mongoose Destroyer commendation. I honor those people.
Also, it’s a special tactical vehicle. Think about CTF.
Last thing: Although I appreciate the laughter I had from this fun post, and the OP wanted to show us something with it, please, post useful threads.
Nipple salads!
No, the only way to get a kill with the mongoose is to have someone kill stuff off the back for you. The vehicle is too small to kill anything.
I’m just here to see the people that think the OP is serious.