Read with an open mind…
Over the years Halo has coined many of the gaming lingo/phrases that we’ve continued to use even to this day. Perhaps the most dominating, loved and Halo-multiplayer affiliated of all these is the ever classic -Yoink!-. While who can say it’s exclusively created by the Halo community, the Halo fans has definitely been one of the unofficial leading adopters of the term. There will never be a time when Halo doesn’t involve teabagging, but I propose a fresh nuance to the fans who may not be so found of tea… Coffee is the hot beverage of this generation and with its popularity comes with it a playable action that may one day rival the classic -Yoink!-… Instead of drop crouching your foe, I suggest you 'grind your beans’ on them instead.
Whats ‘bean-grinding’ you say? Well it’s a coffee-flavored-kill-showboating-routine that will leave your enemies death cams rich with inquiry.
Simply down your enemy, straddle your foe with wide knees, and present a deep downward lunge. BUT do not stand there and crouch repeatedly, no sir, simply move forwarded and backward while crouched in a smearing motion. This of course is not how you actually prepare roasted caffeinated beverages but it can be a euphemism for for coffee lovers everywhere.
<strong>New*</strong> Hell if your in too much of a hurry for grinding (who isn’t nowadays?) just sprint towards a freshly fallen corpse and powerslide your ever-generous beans over their ever-longing faces! By popular vote you can call this ‘The Coffee Stain’. (thanks for posting everybody)
… This may have been the dumbest thing I’ve ever written, or the most brilliant. - Mont, Leader of THU
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> Read with an open mind…
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> Over the years Halo has coined much of the gaming lingo/phrases that we still use today. Perhaps the most prevalent, loved and Halo multiplayer affiliated of all these is the ever classic, -Yoink!-. The roots of this word may not be from the franchise, but Halo has definitely been one of the unofficial leading adopters of the term. There will never be a time when Halo doesn’t involve tea-bagging, but I propose a fresh nuance to the cohort not so found of tea…
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> Coffee is the hot beverage of this generation, and with it’s popularity comes with it a playable action that may one day rival the ever unchanging tea-bag… Instead of tea-bagging your foe, I suggest you ‘grind your beans’ on them instead.
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> Whats ‘bean-grinding’ you say? Well it’s a coffee-flavored-kill-showboating-routine that will leave your enemies death cams rich with inquiry.
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> Simply down your enemy, straddle your foe with wide knees, and present a deep downward lunge. BUT do not stand and crouch repeatedly, no sir, simply move forwarded and backward while crouched in a smearing motion. This is not how you actually prepare caffeinated roasted beverages, but it can be a euphemism for grinding your beans over an unsuspecting enemy. Have fun my friends!
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> This may have been the dumbest thing I’ve ever written, or the most brilliant.
My good sir,
I commend you greatly for bringing to light a topic that has repeatedly crouched its way into each of our hearts. The coveted Tea-Bag is by far one of the most memorable symbols of the Halo Franchise arguably, being on par with the Energy Sword as well as the Chief himself but, as we dawn into a new age advanced movent and technology perhaps the bagging of tea is no longer what the community desires. Perhaps it should evolve further to meet the standards of today’s “interesting” youth. Perhaps a crouch slide across your dead enemies’ face would be far more appealing. We could as you say, call it the coffee stain, thus bringing the age of Tea-Bagging to an end and ushering in the Era of the Coffee Stain.
