Let me start by saying, when this game has worked for me I love it. I have a broken foot and have been on disability for 3 months. Lucky me right? Anyways, I’ve logged in some hours on solo.
“Dude, it’ll be just like old times.” I said to my 3 of my friends at an engagement party. I’m nearing 30, as are my buddies. You get to a point where priorities change for everyone. Hanging out isn’t as easy as it used to be, whether it be significant others, or work schedules. It’s depressing not seeing the guys you grew up with. So I pitched the idea. Xbox ones for all, Halo. Now I’m really the only one who plays games outside of halo, and FIFA. And I’m tired of playing by myself! I thought lets bring it back to the good ol days, when it was the 4 of us together. With the new Xbox it gives us an opportunity to stay in touch without being in the same room. It took some needling but it worked! Everyone invested close to a half a grand to take a trip down memory lane…because that’s what was marketed to us.
Starting with Halo CE we would have lan parties, drinking Dr. Pepper and ignoring women. 3 shots with the pistol, and screaming over who go sniper. Halo 2, man that was a big one, slugging my dad’s cheap vodka and playing with friends in the comfort of our own homes! Wow that was special. But then came the big one. I went off to the military, and the one thing that kept me in touch with everyone. Halo 3. It was beautiful. Not only could I stay in touch with the boys back home, but I could play by myself, meet random people in games, and hit one button…ONE BUTTON, to join them. It was really special. Eventually we moved on, became more adult like, women got involved and we stopped playing.
I remember one day I was sitting around and one of my friends texted me. He said Halo 2 servers shut down RIP. I thought Wow! I will literally never play that again! That’s depressing. And that’s when it kind of hit me a bit. Gaming wise, for me, the good ol days are gone, they’re not coming back, and oh man, I would do anything to go back. Years later here we are, with a beacon of opportunity. We don’t go out to bars anymore to hit on women, instead we get screamed at by our girls, so we look for any means to escape. Xbox One Halo: MCC it was perfect timing…or so we thought…3 months later I’m back to square one. 2 of my friends gave up and sold their Xboxes. The other has swore to never touch it again. All after spending hours, on the game, without playing a single match. Think about that. Spending one hour on a game joining and re joining and hard resetting, and doing whatever it takes. No matches, or if we get into one, everyone quits or it lags out or it drops, or were on separate teams. Man what a disappointment.
So here I am right back to where I started, playing by myself…I’m sure I’m going to get slaughtered for this post. Sour grapes or what not. But I don’t think younger guys understand how much of a disappointment this really is. You get to a point in life where your hair starts thinning, a couple greys here and there, stressing about work and bills and you think…Man I would love to go back and relive the good ol days. That’s what 343 marketed toward me, something truly unique. A trip back in time, to go revisit my youth, my Dr. Pepper drinking youth. Well they failed…Microsoft should take notice of this and hold 343 accountable for their terrible job. The only reason I got the XBox over PS4 was for Halo. And they mailed in a defective game. My friends? Ha, they’ll never touch a console again after this.
I’ve never posted on this before, and this will most likely be my only post. But I needed to get that off my chest thanks for reading…except you 343.
P.S. I just reread this, and should reiterate. Yes I’ve logged in some hours. All of it solo. 343 concentrated on making beeping noises when map voting ticks down instead of fixing partying up. And in my opinion, that is indicative of 343 not knowing what made halo special. The community. Meeting friends online, meeting NEW friends online. Party play should be the number one priority. But hey thanks for giving me the beeping noises!..Oh by the way the beeping noises don’t work either.