A letter from me, Chris.

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Dear 343,

In the last few days we’ve received a lot of info. I think the game looks amazing. I nerdgasm every time I watch it (about 20 times now). I feel like Halo 4 will be the best Halo made yet, and that I will clock hundreds of hours on it, and love every second of it. Everything Halo has to offer looks amazing. And in fact, I hope you include these loadouts etc., because the farther we stray from what 13-year-olds’ call “Halo”, the more fun we, normal people, have. I only ask one thing: DO NOT CATER THE ENTIRE GAME TO MLG/COMPETITIVE PLAYERS. Let’s put it this way: In Halo 3, the first thing you notice is that your sexually drawn to the mighty Energy Sword, it’s fantastic Curves and all. But for some reason, the -Yoink!- sword isn’t enough. No, you have to feel like you’re above everyone else, and by picking up that Semi-auto, you feel accomplished. But let me ask you this; do you get more done with it? Do you get more kills? Obviously! The BR’s a deathstick…WITH A SCOPE!!! :D. But let’s not stray to far; The BR is powerful enough to take on a friggin Scorpion. Yes, iv’e tried it, and won. after got blasted away a few times…but it was worth it. And by worth it, I mean we lost the game by 20 points because I had to prove BR beats Tank. Isn’t that how everyone works with the BR? Of course! We all have to show our -Yoinks!-’…I means BRs’ off…anyways, the point being, the BR is criminally insane, and will stop at nothing to kill all of those you love. So 343, please do not place a million BRs’ on every map like in Halo 3. Instead, place a wide assortment of weapons. If you’re adding a bunch of new ones (you are), then try and make those used more; as the problem with every other Halo is the overuse of the BR/DMR, as stated above in my scientifically accurate account of BRslexia. Well that’s about it. Toodles,

-Chris

P.S. Don’t forget to add a bloom option, bitche’s love bloom.
P.S.S. I like my new Avatar. It says “Hello, my name is Cortana. Please stare awkwardly at my chest”.

That first ‘P.S’ is terrible.

> That first ‘P.S’ is terrible.

Deal with it.

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> reported

Wouldn’t be the first time; I can’t be banned for opinions, as stated at the top. I also warned you not to read if you are easily offended; it’s your own fault.

> because the farther we stray from what 13-year-olds’ call “Halo”, the more fun we, normal people, have.

I stopped reading at this point, these ‘13 year old’s’ started with Halo CE when they was 3? pretty sure i was 15 at the time… still to me the people that have played at least CE/2 and 3 (or all 3 titles for that matter) are the people who’s opinion’s count the most to me personally over anyone who has just played Reach and know’s nothing about what Halo truly is, that include’s you as far as i am concerned…

i think you will find it’s the ‘normal’ people who want Halo to be Halo, that’s my opinion and of course, i am entitled to it.