The following is a bit sarcastic and satirical. For those who don’t find me funny, here’s the tl;dr:
- Allow purchases of single items, but at a higher rate, incentivizing bundles
- Open up the store, Stop rotating items, Let players see what you’re selling
*Lower the prices, They’re absurd
On to my bad jokes…
I understand 343’s trying to make money, but they’re not even good at it. Let me explain:
We’ve got a $20 bundle in the store right now. The Anubis Armor Set. Looks pretty cool. I want it, but I’m not buying it. Why?
Because $20 is ridiculous.
So how do you get a consumer like me to buy it?
Great question!
SPLIT. UP. THE. OFFERINGS.
Right now the Anubis Armor Set offers 8 items for $20. AKA each item is worth $2.50.
“B-b-but if they sell each individual piece for $2.50, players will just pick and choose what they want instead of buying the bundle!”
Yes, they will, which is why 343 needs to sell individual pieces for $3.
3 x 8 is $24. So, anyone who can do basic math will realize that the bundle is a discount (by comparison), and they may feel more inclined to buy it over single pieces.
“B-b-but what’s the point if they just buy the bundles anyways?”
Good Question!
Some people, like myself, only want SOME items. In my case, I only want the Helmet, Helmet attachment, Armor Coating, and the Shoulders. If that were the system in place, I could get everything I want for $15.
And the best part? It should be a $12 purchase, but 343 is selling shoulders separately, so shoulders essentially run at $6, or double the price of anything else.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
What if some time from now, I decide I actually want the visor, Stance and knee pads?
GREAT QUESTION!!!
Guess I’ll just have to fork over that last $9 and pay an overpriced $24 dollars instead. Guess I should’ve just got that bundle, huh?
BUT WAIT! THERE’S EVEN MORE!
Because we have to use an in-game monetary system instead of straight cash, I’d have to buy $25 worth of coins instead of $24!
*Note: The 2,000 cR bundle sells at $18 right now, so I’d actually only have to spend $23.
BUT WHO CARES!? You just made me buy 1 extra dollar of coins I didn’t need, and it would be SUCH A SHAME if those coins went to waste! To bad there’s nothing being sold at $1. Better buy 200 more coins to even out my wallet at 300 and buy an extra coating or something.
OOPS!
The cheapest coins 343 sells run at $5 dollars. Guess I’ll just have to buy 500 more to land me at $6.
WHEW! After buying 2 more items I didn’t even plan to buy, I’m finally back at 0 coins. And 343 just scammed $28 out of me.
So what did we learn today?
A player like me, who isn’t willing to spend a dime on these overpriced bundles, may be more willing to spend small amounts on items here and there. In other words, this system may actually get money from a player that was NEVER going to spend it. In even more different words, you managed to make $15 AT LEAST from a player where you used to have none.
If you’re going to be scummy with Infinite’s monetization, at least take some pride in your work and be good at it.
*note: I probably effed up some math in here. So pls don’t flame me, my feeling are sensitive ._.