A Halo for your Halo

They really had to make that joke into a cosmetic huh?

All that rings in my head is the sound of someone saying “but Halo has always been silly”.

It echos in my head as I put on a smile and laugh as hard as I can.

If you told me this was going to happen 6 years ago. I would’ve never believed you

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Lol nobody has ever said this.

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Really now? How many threads has someone came out and said “oh but reachs armour effects Oh but Halo 3 flaming head.” And then followed up with “its always been silly”

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Older Halos had fart clouds around your spartans head and kids screaming in joy as confetti flew out of your enemies’ heads.

Yeah because Halo never had anything weird in the game back when Bungie was at the reigns. Nothing like: Magical Skulls that break the fourth wall, an elite grabbing someone’s -Yoink!- during a cutscene, a crossover event with a character from Ninja Gaiden/Dead or Alive, big blue lightning cloud cosmetics…

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:arrow_up: This is entirely different from this :arrow_down:

Because with context the statement takes on a whole different meaning.

It sounds like you’re trying make it sound like people are equating it to a Serious Sam or a Borderlands flavor when it’s clearly being described as bursts of levity or banter as Halo has always had.

These cosmetics don’t belong in halo regardless of what ur point is right now

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It’s a good thing you’re not a real Halo fan then :man_shrugging:

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What a sad opinion to have.

How dare they release cosmetics that are actually cool and interesting.

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Not a real Halo fan, says the person defending yet another Halo with Sprint in it

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Is it actually cool and interesting tho?

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you bet your butt it is.

Like bruh, its a visual representation of the series. What more do you want from them? Sorry dude but a shoulder pad or a jockstrap isn’t as exciting as far as I’m concerned.

Also, its only $3? Probably the best deal they’ve had since launch (with exception to maybe the Battlepass :thinking: )

Edit: we’ve digressed so much as a fanbase that Halo’s don’t belong in Halo anymore, the irony.

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Says the person who actively defends sprint in Halo 5.

I’m indifferent to sprint in Halo Infinite my guy, if you think I’m in favor it it you’re reading comprehension needs some work. It barely does anything anyway as opposed to the iteration you actively defend volt.

Can’t accept the precedented legacy of whimsical blips within the franchise, because it’s a serious “combat sim” according to your reality :joy:

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I think us getting a broken Halo hologram for Infinite’s “Halo” cosmetic item is pretty cool. It’s a funny take on the Halo cosmetic item that a bunch of other games have had.

If they’re going to make cosmetic items that we’ve seen in a bunch of games, at least they put an original Halo spin on it

I’m numb at this point to all this nonsense. Halo franchise is a joke now and needs to die off, please. 343 is just ruining the name’s legacy at this point.

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Anyone else look at the effect to see whether or not it was centered?

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I’ll gladly take the thruster over Sprint any day. If anything I mentioned this multiple times that I would trade the sprint for the thruster pack

Take a good look my account and you’ll never call me that again. Idk why you keep bringing that up.

I saw you in another thread defending the pay model of this game too. But yet ur a Halo fan and I’m not.

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Ah I’ve found my thread. :popcorn:

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But it’s not like you disavow sprint in Halo 5 lol.

I’ve spent some time comparing the two accounts, between the parallel spelling and grammar mistakes, perfectly mirrored stances, gameplay examples and video editing, specific common slang and shorthands you use, and the active/inactive dates, it’s not fooling anyone who spends a few minutes comparing.

People pretend to be someone else all the time, but mannerisms pervade through even the most dedicated individuals.

Yeah lol. Halo has never been defined by a marketing model, ever play the unofficial “El Dewrito”?

It still doesn’t excuse the fact you ignore precedented blips of wackiness within the franchise because they aren’t “Halo”. Kinda sounds like you’ve never played Halo.

:thinking:

plot thickens.

@DeadCassette whats this you’re on another account?