Me: Hi! I would like a nice looking saturated color for my spartan please
Store: Ok we have these,
Me: I don’t even care about esports. Do you have any bright colors without forcing me to wear a team logo?
Store: Yes! But it’s bright pink… And you have to do an event for it…
Me: (long sigh) But… I just want to buy a good looking color… What about the season pass? Does that have nice looking saturated colors for my armor?
Store: (laughs hysterically)
Me: Are you even listening to me? Do you care about what I want?
Store: Only if what you want is included in a bundle.
Me: Ok what kind of bundles do you have?
Store: We have this one with three barely noticeable gun barrel extensions for $7.
Me: What the f… Oh my god, are you trolling me right now? Ok fine. If I get your stupid esports color and become a walking billboard can I at least change the armor parts?
Store: Noooooo.
Me: Why?!? What about individuality and customization, like in the halo games from the better studio?
Store: There are plenty of customization options.
Me: Are any of them brightly colored and saturated?
Store: Would you like to look at our cherry blossom bundle? Or maybe our cat ears?
Me: I… Just want Halo back. Plus, $20 is way too much for a bundle full of stuff I don’t want.
Store: Ok ok, so we will sell items outside of a bundle (under breath) for more money.
Me: What was that?
Store: Ooooh look at this cyberpunk themed coating. Cyberpunk is popular, right? I mean it’s saturated… but mostly black still…
Me: I’m leaving. (gets shot through the wall of the store by an aimbotter and dies)
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