Dear Uneven Teams,
Our time together has come to an end. No longer will you hold me back. No longer will you keep me from winning. The best player shall no longer be paired with the worst teammates known to the Halo Universe. I won’t miss being punched, shot, run over, stabbed, and ‘naded by my own team. I won’t miss the soreness that my back gets after carrying every game. I won’t miss being double, triple, and quadruple teamed because my teammates are at our base jerking each other off. I won’t miss my teammates watching me fight for my life. I won’t miss being relied upon to bring us back from 10 kill deficits. I also won’t miss winning 50-15. It’s time for a new, even chapter where games are close and teammates’ skill are even closer.
This will be the last time we will see each other because Halo 5 is coming out. And I won’t have to deal with your bull crap any longer. I will not come crawling back. I will not be sad about our separation. I will not miss you. Your demise has been long awaited. We better players are smashing our mugs and dancing with joy for we will be joined together. The bad players are crying that they have no back to climb on and they must fight for themselves for a change. This is a good day.
Farewell Uneven Teams, for you will not be missed.
- TheIronMitten
