I only wish I had bothered to record it.
A while ago I was playing BTB on Exile (blue) and was a bit late getting to the respawn of the tank, no problem I though, I’d just EMP the tank and take it down myself, when I saw that it was already EMP’d.
As I got closer however I saw 2 red guys on top of the tank alternating EMP’ing their own tank.
My first thought was sweet a triple kill, then I realised that they were obviously doing it in tandem, and how annoying that was, so I ran up to the tank directly, they both noticed me, and just moved behind the tank, continuing to EMP it so it couldn’t defend itself.
At the time I was rocking Jetpack as well as rockets from an ordinance drop, facing an incapacitated tank from the front.
So I stood still for a second, jetpacked over the tank and got a double kill on the two red guys who were emping the tank.
While i was busy alternately teabagging the bodies the tank turret turned to face me, and I it.
Lets just say we had a moment. I continued to -Yoink!- and he shook the turret up and down. I sprinted off and he let me. I don’t remember the tank’s Gamertag, but if your reading this, kudos. Pretty sure the tank actually won the game for the red team in the end. But I didn’t care.
Because -Yoink- those two red guys.