A Beautiful moment

I only wish I had bothered to record it.

A while ago I was playing BTB on Exile (blue) and was a bit late getting to the respawn of the tank, no problem I though, I’d just EMP the tank and take it down myself, when I saw that it was already EMP’d.
As I got closer however I saw 2 red guys on top of the tank alternating EMP’ing their own tank.
My first thought was sweet a triple kill, then I realised that they were obviously doing it in tandem, and how annoying that was, so I ran up to the tank directly, they both noticed me, and just moved behind the tank, continuing to EMP it so it couldn’t defend itself.
At the time I was rocking Jetpack as well as rockets from an ordinance drop, facing an incapacitated tank from the front.

So I stood still for a second, jetpacked over the tank and got a double kill on the two red guys who were emping the tank.

While i was busy alternately teabagging the bodies the tank turret turned to face me, and I it.

Lets just say we had a moment. I continued to -Yoink!- and he shook the turret up and down. I sprinted off and he let me. I don’t remember the tank’s Gamertag, but if your reading this, kudos. Pretty sure the tank actually won the game for the red team in the end. But I didn’t care.

Because -Yoink- those two red guys.

You have been duped. The red and blue teams will NEVER coexist.

Never.

Can’t you go to theater and get the film from there?

That was actually a pretty interesting read, I’ve had something similar to that a while back. Glad to know not all players are immature. If by chance the film is still in your temp files you should totally upload it to your file share.

I was with a party and we all had a good laugh about it at the time and I was going to make a film of it straight away, but it was a fair way into the game and fast forwarding is annoying in theatre so I said I’d do it when I was done playing, sadly I forgot, so it’s been buried from my previous games list.

Best read I’ve had in a while. Those guys got what they deserved.