Master Chief and Commander Sheppard are two of the greatest sci-fi heroes of all time. Of course at one point they were just a couple of kids. We sure as hell don’t know what Shepard was up to when he was a kid, but Master Chief was too busy towering over his fellow kids and literally breaking their arms and noses in a physical version of king of the hill. I don’t know about you, but John-117 was one hell of a bad -Yoink- for a six year old. I could picture that blue eyed giant picking up Shepard by his collar and throwing him around. Then 6 year old Wrex from mass effect comes to help out Sheppard. John is just dodging kicks and punches left and right before 6 year old Thel Vadam steps in, and he’s like “These motha fuzzas ain’t going on the great Journey”. Then he sees John, and he says, “Dis white boi fights like a Demon”.
Basically, in the end they just go eat some McDonalds.
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> Master Chief and Commander Sheppard are two of the greatest sci-fi heroes of all time. Of course at one point they were just a couple of kids. We sure as hell don’t know what Shepard was up to when he was a kid, but Master Chief was too busy towering over his fellow kids and literally breaking their arms and noses in a physical version of king of the hill. I don’t know about you, but John-117 was one hell of a bad -Yoink- for a six year old. I could picture that blue eyed giant picking up Shepard by his collar and throwing him around. Then 6 year old Wrex from mass effect comes to help out Sheppard. John is just dodging kicks and punches left and right before 6 year old Thel Vadam steps in, and he’s like “These motha fuzzas ain’t going on the great Journey”. Then he sees John, and he says, “Dis white boi fights like a Demon”.
WUT?
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> > Master Chief and Commander Sheppard are two of the greatest sci-fi heroes of all time. Of course at one point they were just a couple of kids. We sure as hell don’t know what Shepard was up to when he was a kid, but Master Chief was too busy towering over his fellow kids and literally breaking their arms and noses in a physical version of king of the hill. I don’t know about you, but John-117 was one hell of a bad -Yoink- for a six year old. I could picture that blue eyed giant picking up Shepard by his collar and throwing him around. Then 6 year old Wrex from mass effect comes to help out Sheppard. John is just dodging kicks and punches left and right before 6 year old Thel Vadam steps in, and he’s like “These motha fuzzas ain’t going on the great Journey”. Then he sees John, and he says, “Dis white boi fights like a Demon”.
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Waht?
You sir, win the universe.
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> You sir, win the universe.
I Hear by declare Anguirus2552 possession of the key to the universe and all of it’s secrets. 
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> Master Chief and Commander Sheppard are two of the greatest sci-fi heroes of all time. Of course at one point they were just a couple of kids. We sure as hell don’t know what Shepard was up to when he was a kid, but Master Chief was too busy towering over his fellow kids and literally breaking their arms and noses in a physical version of king of the hill. I don’t know about you, but John-117 was one hell of a bad -Yoink- for a six year old. I could picture that blue eyed giant picking up Shepard by his collar and throwing him around. Then 6 year old Wrex from mass effect comes to help out Sheppard. John is just dodging kicks and punches left and right before 6 year old Thel Vadam steps in, and he’s like “These motha fuzzas ain’t going on the great Journey”. Then he sees John, and he says, “Dis white boi fights like a Demon”.
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I’m going back to bed.
Oookay…now I know what missed from our life…
“These motha fuzzas ain’t going on the great Journey” - Baby Arby
New favorite quote.
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I am worthy!
what does CMDR. Shepard have to do with the halo universe section.
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> what does CMDR. Shepard have to do with the halo universe section.
It’s this magic thing called fan fiction.
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exactly it belongs in the fan fiction section or community creations 
welcome to the Universe forum
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I’ll be sure to use this “fan fiction section” when it exists. For now I’ll post it in the same place that many other people post fan fictions. Community creations is best for art, and full blown stories.
because you feel it has no relevance there does not mean it has relevance here… We can both a agree that the site does need a fan fiction section
because others abuse the rules doesn’t make it okay.
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> Master Chief and Commander Sheppard are two of the greatest sci-fi heroes of all time. Of course at one point they were just a couple of kids. We sure as hell don’t know what Shepard was up to when he was a kid, but Master Chief was too busy towering over his fellow kids and literally breaking their arms and noses in a physical version of king of the hill. I don’t know about you, but John-117 was one hell of a bad -Yoink- for a six year old. I could picture that blue eyed giant picking up Shepard by his collar and throwing him around. Then 6 year old Wrex from mass effect comes to help out Sheppard. John is just dodging kicks and punches left and right before 6 year old Thel Vadam steps in, and he’s like “These motha fuzzas ain’t going on the great Journey”. Then he sees John, and he says, “Dis white boi fights like a Demon”.
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What in God’s name did I just…WHAT?
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> Thel Vadam steps in, and he’s like “These motha fuzzas ain’t going on the great Journey”. Then he sees John, and he says, “Dis white boi fights like a Demon”.
How is the Arbiter even black? He’s an elite, not a black human.
Is it because he’s voiced by Keith David?