Using 4 words or less, what do you think Chief would say to Cortana if he was able to speak to her at the end of Halo 5?
Cortana, WTF?
Using 4 words or less, what do you think Chief would say to Cortana if he was able to speak to her at the end of Halo 5?
Cortana, WTF?
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> Using 4 words or less, what do you think Chief would say to Cortana if he was able to speak to her at the end of Halo 5?
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> Cortana, WTF?
Who are you really?
I need a weapon.
Why you do dis?
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
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> I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
That sounds more like a caboose line lol.
Prepare for the Flood
Who’s the machine now ?
You -Yoinking!- evil -Yoink-!
goodbye dear friend…(pushes button that kills Cortana)
Then he goes and gets himself a new AI and calls it Cortana Jr
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> goodbye dear friend…(pushes button that kills Cortana)
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> Then he goes and gets himself a new AI and calls it Cortana Jr
I think Chief would call the new AI “Leroy” No further questions.
Lucky, I guess not.
Chief: Is that a dream?
Cortana: Wake up, John.
…Halo 5 never existed…
Hey, you like crazy
Cortana, go -Yoink!- yourself.
“Well this is stupid.”
Because you see, everything about Cortana in Halo 5 went against her established character and there was no foreshadowed motivation to make he decisions rational.
YOU LOOKED BETTER NAKED
What about Halo Four?
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> “Well this is stupid.”
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> Because you see, everything about Cortana in Halo 5 went against her established character and there was no foreshadowed motivation to make he decisions rational.
Yes
You are not cortana.
This thread, what even?