4 Words Between Chief & Cortana

Using 4 words or less, what do you think Chief would say to Cortana if he was able to speak to her at the end of Halo 5?

Cortana, WTF?

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> Using 4 words or less, what do you think Chief would say to Cortana if he was able to speak to her at the end of Halo 5?
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> Cortana, WTF?

Who are you really?

I need a weapon.

Why you do dis?

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

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> I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

That sounds more like a caboose line lol.

Prepare for the Flood

Who’s the machine now ?

You -Yoinking!- evil -Yoink-!

goodbye dear friend…(pushes button that kills Cortana)

Then he goes and gets himself a new AI and calls it Cortana Jr

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> goodbye dear friend…(pushes button that kills Cortana)
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> Then he goes and gets himself a new AI and calls it Cortana Jr

I think Chief would call the new AI “Leroy” No further questions.

Lucky, I guess not.

Chief: Is that a dream?
Cortana: Wake up, John.

…Halo 5 never existed…

Hey, you like crazy

Cortana, go -Yoink!- yourself.

“Well this is stupid.”

Because you see, everything about Cortana in Halo 5 went against her established character and there was no foreshadowed motivation to make he decisions rational.

YOU LOOKED BETTER NAKED

What about Halo Four?

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> “Well this is stupid.”
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> Because you see, everything about Cortana in Halo 5 went against her established character and there was no foreshadowed motivation to make he decisions rational.

Yes

You are not cortana.

This thread, what even?