Conspiracy theory:
Halo 5 is gonna suck, and they know it, so to prevent people from leaving and playing good Halo’s they’re purposely killing these games while pretending to care.
Aliens and lizards. It’s always aliens and lizards.
facepalm
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> Aliens and lizards. It’s always aliens and lizards.
Crop circles and black helicopters and all that
If that’s the case, you’d think they’d at least make Halo 4’s matchmaking available and working in the collection since, you know, it’s their game.
But you’re the one making all kinds of sense here … explain this theory of your in greater detail please. I need a laugh.
This thread hurts to read.
Do you really think someone would go through years of school to her the degrees needed to be a video game maker, just so they can wake up one day and say “hey, I’m gonna throw that all away”
343i is not evil. If anything its this community that can’t even have a thanksgiving thread without a flame war that is. evil.
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> This thread hurts to read.
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> Do you really think someone would go through years of school to her the degrees needed to be a video game maker, just so they can wake up one day and say “hey, I’m gonna throw that all away”
> 343i is not evil. If anything its this community that can’t even have a thanksgiving thread without a flame war that is. evil.
They are obviously evil. Did you not read my post?
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> If that’s the case, you’d think they’d at least make Halo 4’s matchmaking available and working in the collection since, you know, it’s their game.
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> But you’re the one making all kinds of sense here … explain this theory of your in greater detail please. I need a laugh.
That’s what they will fix before Christmas. That way Christmas noobs will get a taste of it. But thanks for understanding. I’ve also got this great 9/11 theory if you want to hear it
It’s beyond my comprehension why you allow yourself to believe that a game developing team, is a collection of evil masterminds.
Ever so, it’s also more a waste of time thinking that, because what good will it do the game, the devs or community anyways mate?
The men and women of 343 has dedicated their time to carry on a franchise full of pressure and demands. You’re gonna see a bad launch or two when dealing with new hardware, you can’t avoid that when porting games which were programmed for OLD tech, on a new UNIFIED interface.
Evil is not a proper description of 343 for sure.
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> It’s beyond my comprehension why you allow yourself to believe that a game developing team, is a collection of evil masterminds.
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> Ever so, it’s also more a waste of time thinking that, because what good will it do the game, the devs or community anyways mate?
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> The men and women of 343 has dedicated their time to carry on a franchise full of pressure and demands. You’re gonna see a bad launch or two when dealing with new hardware, you can’t avoid that when porting games which were programmed for OLD tech, on a new UNIFIED interface.
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> Evil is not a proper description of 343 for sure.
Clearly evil. Worse than the aliens that abtucted me once. If you disagree then you’re in denial.
343 are snake people, look at their eyes in the interviews. They are reptilian and they all have a ssslithery accent when talking.
Also, Hamish Beamish can be seen morphing at the beginning of his queue in Ice Bucket. Challenge.
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> 343 are snake people, look at their eyes in the interviews. They are reptilian and they all have a ssslithery accent when talking.
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> Also, Hamish Beamish can be seen morphing at the beginning of his queue in Ice Bucket. Challenge.
> :))))))
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS
I heard 343i wants new world order and 343i is just an alias for some weird cult called “illuminati” or something like that. I figured this out because I think Jay Z played Halo once.
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> I heard 343i wants new world order and 343i is just an alias for some weird cult called “illuminati” or something like that. I figured this out because I think Jay Z played Halo once.
Ironic considering that one of Bungies stated goals is to conquer the world.
yes!!
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> I heard 343i wants new world order and 343i is just an alias for some weird cult called “illuminati” or something like that. I figured this out because I think Jay Z played Halo once.
I knew it!
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> Ironic considering that one of Bungies stated goals is to conquer the world.
hmmmmmmm…We’re getting on to something here. To the bat cave!!!
They’re robots from the future. You see, in the year 2552, Halo 46 becomes sentient and creates a race of Spartan robots that want to take over the world. See, the problem is, ANOTHER AI, named fartypoopypants already took over the world with deathbots in the year 2304. So naturally when the Halobots appear and start kill the fartypoopypants bots, they send a covert team back in time to the year 2009. This team of fartypoopypants time travellers, codename 343 Industries, have one mission: STOP HALO, before it’s too late.
Under the watchful eye of Queen Fartface-code name Bonnie Ross-they’ve almost suceeded in their task. In five short years, the queen and her sidekick Bald and Depressing Looking Man have almost entirely eliminated the Halo threat!
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> hmmmmmmm…We’re getting on to something here. To the bat cave!!!
Batman is owned by DC which is related to MARVEL which is confirmed loominarti because of world domination plan over movies
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Damn it! We’re screwed…