343i devs should commit Seppuku

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This is one of the worse games I have ever played. Call of Halo:Generic Shootan. The story was pure trash it was so cliche it makes -Yoink!- look like novels. Everything was random like it was written by some hobo high on -Yoink!-. Lens flair and blooms thrown everywhere. All the guns are basically the same just reskinned. Now wonder they had to (spoiler) Jen Taylor I wonder if she read her script and say “WTF this is -Yoink-, PLOX KILL ME OFF”. Hurp derp A.I.'s only live for 7 years…F’in person why not just copy and paste her filies to a new storage device 343i:HURR How are we gonna get a 4 hr compaign outta that. And if you make it though the compaign without taking some shotgun mouthwash to get though the pointless compaign then there’s MP aye! It’s Halo so you know I’m thinking maybe the game shines there aye no blooms sounds cool…ANNNNND NOPE Try tp find some firefight after compaign…NOPE…theres only this “Spec Ops” which all 5 can be beating in 40 mins…so I’m thinking ok lets try “War Games” what kinda generic name is that for your multiplayer? Anyways I get to the menu and guess what…Only 7 stupid playlist, No Swat, No Social playlist, No Arena, No Compaign Playlist, No fightfight, Only gametypes ripped striaght out of CoD. Ok so I’m thinking I’ll do domanation and we vote on maps and guess what the horrible UI is setup left to right and all accross the screen, nothing like a worthless UI and the game countdowns and goes to the MP loading screens and it 4am and I let out a HUGE LAUGH XBOX 1 HUGE. They even copied the loading screen. After about 2 hours of play I noticed all the maps feel the same look the same. Stupid CoD ranking system yawn. And in less the 8 hours of getting Halo 4 the game is returned and I’m back to Reach, all the sudden the bloom doesnt look bad. Halo 4 shouldnt be called “Halo 4” its should be Call of Duty:Halo Edition, there was no creativity at all the game is now just a boring CoD clone. RIP Halo 2001-2012 eh was a pertty cool guy. Hopefully MS shuts ya down after Halo 5 bombs and the Halo name is ruined. Hell Halo 4 has already lost 50% of its playerbase in 24 hrs.
Welcome back to Reach bros.

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This post gave me cancer.

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U mad bro.

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Cool story bro.
(P.S Nice wall of text.)

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China called…you know the rest

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So you’re saying “-Yoink!-” can’t have a plot?

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And that’s your opinion.

It’s horribly, horribly wrong, but like I said, it’s your opinion.

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The amount of incomprehensible stupidity in this post is astounding. Halo 4 is the greatest in the series. Now please stop with the incessant whining.

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OP is an idiot.

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Thanks for the spoilers

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Thanks for the spoilers -Yoink-

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So…because 343i made a game that you don’t like, you feel that they should commit ritual suicide? Wow, that’s some jerk statement there. And to top it all off you made an incomprehensible wall of text too.

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Relevant.

Guys, I’m calling troll. It’s one thing to not like the game, but to bash it this violently and with this little knowledge of basic English (or any language, for that matter) is just begging for attention.

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> U mad bro.

I am sad cause I wanted some Halo not another CoD clone =(