343 ways to ruin Halo 4.

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Let’s have a bit of fun here. Post your ideas about what would RUIN halo 4. If we get 343 ideas, I’ll… I don’t know, ring a special gong…? Whatever, it’ll be special!

  1. 343 decides that Cortana goes rampant and begins flashing random colours, causing Chief to have a seizure every 2.54 minutes.

  2. Whenever Chief gets hit, he stops and goes ‘INHALES DEEPLY, Ahh…! INHALES DEEPLY, Ahh…! INHALES DEEPLY, Ahh…!’ for 3 minutes.

  3. The Halo theme is changed to a more modern dubstep track.

  4. Every time Chief passes close enough to a Marine, he will be stopped and asked for an autograph. This takes 44 seconds while he carefully pens down his name.

Total ideas: 125.

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  1. The marines have been playing too much multiplayer and feel like betraying on purpose in campaign. x.x
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You said 343… I see 4. Misleading title. This thread should be locked.
inb4 mods lock thread.

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Didn’t you see when he said “Post your ideas about what would RUIN halo 4.”? Or did you really just read the title?

  1. Chief watches as Sergeant Johnson respawns in the campaign.
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> 2. Whenever Chief gets hit, he stops and goes ‘INHALES DEEPLY, Ahh…! INHALES DEEPLY, Ahh…! INHALES DEEPLY, Ahh…!’ for 3 minutes.

Reference to this?
-Master Chief spills honey all over his knees during the second mission while having lunch causing him to move slowly throughout the rest of the game.

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> Didn’t you see when he said “Post your ideas about what would RUIN halo 4.”? Or did you really just read the title?

Get a sense of humor. Jeez .

Edit: Hehe this is my 69th post

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7.Change settings arbitrarily a year after Halo 4s release =/

And totally inb4 this guy V (edit:LOL you changed your seven to an 8 as I was writing my inb4)

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  1. A 343 employee utters the phrase, “Hey, why don’t we look on the forums for some ideas?”
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I can’t think of anything without it being incredibly ridiculous (Implement a talking duck as the Chief’s epic sidekick) due to the predisposition that 343 shows a lot of promise and dedication from what they’ve been saying, and that if they were to implement something foreign to Halo, they would make sure it fit well into the game and that it had its place.

  1. But since it’s all I’ve got, implement a talking duck as the Chief’s epic sidekick.
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> > You said 343… I see 4. Misleading title. This thread should be locked.
> > inb4 mods lock thread.
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> Didn’t you see when he said “Post your ideas about what would RUIN halo 4.”? Or did you really just read the title?
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> 6. Chief watches as Sergeant Johnson respawns in the campaign.

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> > 2. Whenever Chief gets hit, he stops and goes ‘INHALES DEEPLY, Ahh…! INHALES DEEPLY, Ahh…! INHALES DEEPLY, Ahh…!’ for 3 minutes.
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> Reference to this?
> -Master Chief spills honey all over his knees during the second mission while having lunch causing him to move slowly throughout the rest of the game.

Yes, it is a reference! :smiley:

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  1. Whenever ANYTHING in the game dies, all living AI yell in unison:

Aww hell no!

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  1. Implement any type of game characteristic from Bungie’s last Halo game.
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9: the new planet turns all covies into blobs…big…blue…jiggly blobs

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> 9. Implement any type of game characteristic from Bungie’s last Halo game.

Oh dear… Reach had some fantastic qualities.

ONE: Most downloaded/ Most recommended list of gametypes, pics, vids and maps.

TWO: Forge 2.0 One of the most amazing things Halo has EVER seen!

THREE: Extensive armory.

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Cortana goes rampant and becomes human through a magical space frog. Then in a fit of rage she turns Master Chief into a duck. Then Cortana turns into a chick. Literally.

Adventures of Duck and Chick.

The new trilogy.

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> Cortana goes rampant and becomes human through a magical space frog. Then in a fit of rage she turns Master Chief into a duck. Then Cortana turns into a chick. Literally.
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> <mark>Adventures of Duck and Chick.</mark>
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> The new trilogy.

That killed me xD

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Make it so in campaign you have:

4x Shields

50% Gravity

300% Speed

300% Jump High

Unlimited Grenades

Both of your weapons are power weapons with
bottomless clip.

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343 adds AAs and Bloom and no BR in H4. Yes that will totally ruin H4.

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> > Cortana goes rampant and becomes human through a magical space frog. Then in a fit of rage she turns Master Chief into a duck. Then Cortana turns into a chick. Literally.
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> > <mark>Adventures of Duck and Chick.</mark>
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> > The new trilogy.
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> That killed me xD

Victory!