OH…
…oh my God…
YOU LISTENED!!!
YOU LISTENED TO US AND WE HATE IT!!!
lol popped in the disc and was like hey jerks you made her ugly she’s supposed to be the most advanced piece of -Yoink!- in human history-
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE
OMG they 666 Cortana those -Yoinks!-!
Just be careful what you wish for guys
Reach:
Forge maps are ugly make new maps lazy
DMR sucks reduce the reticle
Firefight sucks
This is the worst Halo ever- I think that’s where they finally listened to us o.0
EDIT:
The Jam Cliche made a good point she is way OP in boss fight this thread is no longer troll
What form of the devil has possessed you?
No, but seriously, nerf Cortana. She’s so OP, she totally unbalances that boss fight at the end.
P.S. I really hope you didn’t mean the part about her being ugly. She has never looked better.
> What form of the devil has possessed you?
ummm the -Yoink!- form???
Get it?
She’dlook way hotter if they fixed her gap in her teeth, Dat body tho…
> No, but seriously, nerf Cortana. She’s so OP, she totally unbalances that boss fight at the end.
>
> P.S. I really hope you didn’t mean the part about her being ugly. She has never looked better.
Wow just realized the truth in my words, yeah that was worse than Fable 2’s ending 
Okay she is hotter than 2,3 but I just miss CE Cortana. She changed colors hypnotically and she was more dorky
“Um, CHIEF?”
I always imagined Chief flattering her and her turning hot pink with embarrassment.
> yeah that was worse than Fable 2’s ending
Only redeeming moment: Oh, I’m sorry, did you want to kill him?
> Okay she is hotter than 2,3 but I just miss CE Cortana. She changed colors hypnotically and she was more dorky
>
> “Um, CHIEF?”
>
> I always imagined Chief flattering her and her turning hot pink with embarrassment.
At the same time, Halo 2 had some of the best dialogue from main characters. I was playing it through the other day, and I remember just how much cool factor got stuffed into the cutscenes. 2 was probably Cortana’s snarkiest.
“The Prophet of Regret is planning to activate Halo!”
“Are you sure?”
Snap “I shall light this holy ring, release it’s cleansing flame, and burn a path into the divine beyond!”
Snap “Pretty much”