343 please fix

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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In conclusion, Halo 5 is pretty fun but there’s just a ton of bugs and general stuff wrong with H5 that needs addressing. Please hear my complaints and get to work 343.

Halo 5 has sprint and clambering but Halo 3 does not. Can you fix this 343?

Cortana is a bad guy in Halo 5 but not in 3. Can you fix this 343?

The radar isn’t exactly the same in Halo 5 as Halo 3. This is a must fix.

I win less in Halo 5 than in Halo 3. This is really important for you to fix 343 please get on it asap as I can not enjoy anything if I am not always winning.

Locke is not in Halo 3 but he is in Halo 5. Can you fix this 343?

I have always quit every game if my team was losing since Halo CE. I get banned in Halo 5 but never got banned in Halo 3. This bug really needs to be fixed 343!

Halo 5 has REQs. Please fix this bug 343.

In conclusion, I have noticed differences between Halo 5 and Halo 3. FIX ASAP or I am going to leave and complain about some other game on another forum.

Thank you and have a good day!

*The above has been a satire of your neighborhood Halo 5 forum. No Wardens were harmed in the making of this thread.

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Its a good thing I read your disclaimer or I would have called you an idiot. Those are the most annoying things I see in the Halo 5 forums. LOL

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10/10

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Careful with those satirical posts. I had a similar bit asking 343 to Nerf a list of over powered weapons and vehicles because they kept killing me, then I listed every weapon and vehicle in Halo 5. A few laughed, a few didn’t get the joke and got mad at me, then the mods came and censored my post and sent me a message to be more constructive or something.

Just a heads up

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Also, I think you post was funny and harmless, hope they leave you alone