343 loves the newbs

Games Other Halo
#1

wow this was too classic not to repost…

i took a screenshot of a yet another halo newb being rewarded with a headshot for sniping the sky. i texted him and said i’m glad 343 likes to reward newbs with headshots for hitting air. he said ‘wat’. i said i took a screenshot but fileshare isn’t working yet… so he can see proof positive that he has no skills (i was drilling him with several shots from a DMR while he was in the open before quitting the game for this BS). he responds saying ‘i’m not haching.’ i said notice i blamed 343 not you. he responded with ‘wats 343’.

GREAT JOB REWARDING PEOPLE THAT DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE, 343.

Signed,
Loyal Halo fan who regrets he ever spent money on this release…

#2

wat?

#3

There seems to be a massive influx of new people to the forums, hooray.
too bad there’s really, really bad threads like this.

#4

wats a newb?

Also, good job blaming 343 for what was most likely lag. God knows Bungie didn’t put lag in their game.

#5

> wat?