343 is taunting me

OK so I was reading the oceanic armor info on the halo 4 intel page, I for some reason figured it was going to say it was like a better eva, but no, instead it claims the armor is meant for deep sea missions
DEEP SEA MISSIONS
DA FAQ
I dont know about yall but… Spartans cant swim… this armor is a taunt clearly saying we can even tho we cant. so once again, da Faq

over half the armor looks nasty as hell and makes you look like some -Yoink!- seriously, who the hell wears armor that covers only your chest and 1/4 of your arms and legs hell even your entire body has barely any protection

The custom armor in this game is stupid. Hate it when I see a bunch of custom, rainbow-colored power rangers running around on screen. Customization is good, but 343 went way too over the top with it.

The underarmor is armor too. Its like some nano-protective -Yoink-. (sorry, brain fart)

As for the Oceanic; its pretty obvious we can’t swim. But they HAVE to come up with some background story for the armor. Would be weird if its the only one without a description. Besides, if they can make a jetpack that can lift 1 ton of armor…I’m sure they figured out a way to have a aqua spartan team.