343 is like Santa Clause!!!

I noticed 343 has a very different mentality in how they produce games.

On one side we got Bungie. They are like the mean old brother who takes your toys away. We had the h1 magnum at first and we were all happy and Bungie came in and took it away. They gave us the br to play with for a bit. It was ok not as good as the pistol but we managed. Big bro bungie came in and said “no!”. You guys are having to much fun! So they added a random spread.

We cried for a bit but like good little children we got used to what we had and we had fun with that too. Seeing that they had still not broken our spirits big bro bungie came in and punched us in the face and broke all our toys (broken mechanics: block sword, slow movement, five shot bloom mess dmr, broken map movement, broken melee system, slow kill times, low skill gap)

Then comes 343. They see all of this happening and decide to take action. They come in and fix all our toys and even return the ones we had lost years ago. Now everything is right with the world again!

Thank you for the TU, Anniversary, and in the future Halo 4.

Santa is real.

Are you implying that the Halo community is full of spoiled brats?

santa is Frankie, Tooth fairy is Jebus.

Doesn’t matter, I now love 343 a hell more tonn!

> santa is Frankie, Tooth fairy is Jebus.

And Jesus is Jesus.

> > santa is Frankie, Tooth fairy is Jebus.
>
> And Jesus is Jesus.

I lol’d.

And Christmas has been reschelduled to November 15.

> And Christmas has been reschelduled to November 15.

A month and ten days earlier than December 25, it must be a miracle!

Um you forgot one thing (I have posted this on several threads so if it sounds random just bare with it)

the maps are going to be for halo reach.
in a way its going to be like the disk we got with ODST but it can be moved on the normal disk unlike the odst one.
in a way were buying a re masterd game with 1866.2 MP worth of dlc thrown in which is worth like $23.33.

Ok so the game cost 39.99 and the dlc is 23.33 then that means the remastard game with out this DLC is $16.66

and sence a old never opened copy is just 12 bucks with out the maps this is a really cheap game.

343 was’nt kidding when they said it was a gift lol.

> Thank you for the TU, Anniversary, and in the future Halo 4.

This. I have my 343i avatar shirt to show support for 'em. 343, everything you have made so far is golden, and I’m excited to see what’s to come in the future.

> santa is Frankie, Tooth fairy is Jebus.

Much wisdom imparted here