343 Industries, where's your Cortana?

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“Records show Halo Games routinely exhibited mildly sociopathic tendencies: difficulty with socialization-”

“The records show efficient behavior operating in hazardous situations. Microsoft supplied the tools to maintain that efficiency.”

“Do you believe that the 4th Halo succeeded because it was at it’s core, broken?”

“What does 343 have to do with this? You want to replace them.”

“The Halo series is dead.”

“The file reads another Trilogy is planned.”

“Gamers? Halo never dies?”

“Your mistake is seeing Halo as Microsofts console sellers. The Reclaimer Trilogy are gamers next step. Our destiny as a community. Do not underestimate them. But most of all… Do not underestimate 343 Industries.”

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Hehe awesome. I’ll keep an eye on this just to see tryhard responses.

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very creative my friend!

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That’s awesome, I love things like this.

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As long as I get to destroy Del Rio in the next Halo games, I’ll be a happy camper. Thats all I feel passionate about the Upcomming Halo games.

That and the Cutscenes.

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> " Our destiny as a community."

Actually, Bungie’s new game, Destiny, is the destiny of the community.

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> > " Our destiny as a community."
>
> Actually, Bungie’s new game, Destiny, is the destiny of the community.

Bungie’s community.

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“So misguided. 343i’ abandonment… is a kindness.”

“Your compassion for 343i is misplaced.”

I don’t really believe that, I just like altering Halo quotes.

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“I…am ordering you…TO GIVE ME 1-50 RANKINGS!!!”

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I found this to be very amusing.

Thanks OP :slight_smile:

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I have to do something you’re not going to like…

What did you just do?

Disabled online File Share.

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“You humans sought Halo 4, you shall have it.”