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The peace of Allah be upon you all.
I have come to the realization that 343 Industries is a hate group that has taken a bigoted stance against my holy religion of Islam. As you know, it is a Muslim’s divine right to kill all infidels who do not recognize the glory of Allah. We wage this sacred jihad on the online battle fields of Halo 4. However, when my Muslim brothers and I try to serve the glory of Allah, we are punished.
Whenever Allah shines His holy blessing upon myself or my brothers with the Sticky Grenade Launcher, we attach it to ourselves through the sacred rituals taught in the Quran. Then, like all Muslims are instructed to do, we run into battle, prepared to detonate ourselves for the glorification of Allah. However, the filthy infidels at 343 have decided to punish us with a “betrayal penalty”, increasing our respawn time to exorbitant amounts. Why? Why try and stop this endless jihad with your petty defenses? We will never cease to serve Allah.
Our holy war against the infidels cannot be stopped, even by a bigoted organization like 343.
Death to the infidels! Allah Akbar!
Sheik Corsair Bin Habib Nazir Al-Khomeni Bin Whaleed Mohammed