10 ways to tell if you might be a noob

Games Other Halo
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You might be a noob if…

  1. You encounter an enemy the first thing you do is throw both plasma nades

  2. Sprint+Melee is how you approach most battles

  3. You don’t know how to crouch jump or spring jump

  4. You sit in a warthog without a driver

  5. You think camo is foolproof

  6. You literally watch the flag carriers back and follow him back to base

  7. On neutral flag you try to betray the flag carrier because he is holding the flag in the base

  8. You spend most of the game crouching

  9. You run in a straight line when shooting

  10. You can’t get a CSR 20

What are some thing that you notice that noobs always do?

2

1.You chase
2.Your primary is an AR

Can’t think of any others of off the top of my head

3

> 1.You chase
> 2.Your primary is an AR
>
> Can’t think of any others of off the top of my head

Hey I do both of those lol

4

> 1.You chase
> 2.Your primary is an AR
>
> Can’t think of any others of off the top of my head

So people with the protector helmet are noobs? You have to use the AR a ton in order to get it.

5

After spawn you repeatedly run bottom or top mid without any awareness of where your team is at.

You take on the whole opposing team single-handed.

You walk right by the sniper or rocket launcher spawn without picking it up.

Your primary weapon is a shotgun or suppressor.

Your armor is exactly like Master Chief’s.

6

> You might be a noob if…
>
> 1. You encounter an enemy the first thing you do is throw both plasma nades

I’m just going to quote this for emphasis.

7

> You take on the whole opposing team single-handed.

Not this. Reason.

You betray for the sniper.

Your preferred sidearm is the boltshot.

You farm kills in objective.

You use “glitch” spots in Living Dead/Flood.

You torrent while playing online.

8

Ooh! I got one!

You use the Kinect mic.

9

In Grifball or in CTF, you try to score on your own goal. I have witnessed that plenty of times.

10

If you use the boltshot and AC combo, only throw plasma grenades and hope to get a kill, use rockets, incineration cannon, or fuel rod cannon at ridiculously close range, use camping to win games(especially in ridiculous and almost impossible to reach spots in any infection gametype), go for a melee before shooting your opponent, betray teammates for weapons or vehicles and die immediately after getting them, don’t know how to switch between the guns on the banshee, can’t get a kill within 5 bullets(precision loadout weapons only), try and take on a mantis or other large vehicle on your own with no power weapons, or kill yourself with your own ordinance.

11

So using boltshot means you are a noob? Go ahead and tell all the weapon masters how noob they are for using it. My sidearm most of the time was boltshot when I wanted to master it.
Most of the people just judge anyone who they see as a noob the moment they see him/her use the boltshot and don’t realize they are trying to get kills as fast as they can with it so they don’t need to use it anymore.

12

You’re honestly a noob if you don’t use the boltshot it’s the best sidearm by a landslide

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  1. Bolt shot is a “skilful” weapon
  2. You think promethean vision is a gift from god
  3. You think random and personal ordnance make a well balanced game
  4. Plasma pistol overcharge and then two stickies to a warthog is an amazing feat of skill
  5. You haven’t completed the campaign
  6. You think camo camping takes skill
  7. You don’t think the jetpack breaks map flow
  8. Most of your kills come from AFK players
  9. You play objective games to improve your k/d
  10. You think team action sack is the best playlist because it takes the most “skill”
14

you whack the living daylights out of holograms.

15

> you whack the living daylights out of holograms.

Bonus points for hitting your own hologram, right?

16

> 1. Bolt shot is a “skilful” weapon

lol someone is mad at Boltshot.

17

I have one , you don’t follow the objective of the gametype and just play for kills.

18

You try to get rid of the player that hi-jacks your Mantis by stomping with it.

19

1.Firing the Incineration Cannon at close range.

2.Killing yourself with your own ordnance.

20

You drive a warthog head on into an enemy base expecting good results.

(I’ll admit, I do this all the time just for lol’s)